Joyfully married, nervously parenting. Former teacher (ask me about it). Empanada aficionado and sourdough enthusiast. Softball power-hitter and washed-up college athlete. Avid angler and novice hunter.

I am a Johnnie and show an inordinate amount of school spirit for my small alma mater. I am a postulant of the Bills Mafia and have taken final vows for the Pack.

Current Iowan, former New Yorker, Minnesotan, Wisconsinite, and American Expat